Zdzierstwo w Piotr i Paweł

 W Tesco lody Movenpick kosztują 9 zł, a w Piotrze i Pawle 17 zł  w USA mówimy na to ripoff a u nas zdzierstwo

Czas na grila/Time for grill

He who eats alone ,chokes alone old Arab Proverb

I was going through a website with food-related quotes when I came across this one, I think it's so clever! It tells something about human. It higlights the fact that we are social animals and that we are meant to share what we have and to help each other. What a deep meaning for such a short and fun sentence

22 Best Marketing Quotes To Drive Your Marketing Strategy

How do you find inspiration?

For many, the simplest ideas articulated in the form of a short quote can help you to think a little clearer, to move a little faster, to work a little harder, to drive toward a loftier goal.

So to help you, I have curated a list of what I believe are the 22 best marketing quotes.

You’ll see some familiar marketing greats like Ogilvy, Drucker, Godin and Kawasaki. You’ll also see some broader marketing concepts from Benjamin Franklin, William Shakespeare and more.

I hope there is a little nugget here in these Marketing quotes for just about everyone. I hope you find some inspiration to focus your marketing strategy and to start down the path to great success.

1. “The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself.” ~ Peter F. Drucker
2. “The sole purpose of marketing is to sell more to more people, more often and at higher prices. There is no other reason to do it.” ~ Sergio Zyman
3. “The aim of marketing is to make selling superfluous.” ~ Peter Drucker
4. “What really decides consumers to buy or not to buy is the content of your advertising, not its form.” ~ David Ogilvy
5. “Instead of one-way interruption, web marketing is about delivering useful content at precisely the right moment when a buyer needs it.” ~ David Meerman Scott, Author, The New Rules of Marketing and PR
6. “The urgent can drown out the important.” ~ Marissa Mayer, CEO of Yahoo
7. “Business has only two functions – marketing and innovation.”  ~ Milan Kundera (Most people attribute this to Peter Drucker who clearly borrowed from the author of The Unbearable Lightness of Being when he said:)
8. “Because it is its purpose to create a customer, any business enterprise has two – and only these two – basic functions: marketing and innovation.” ~ Peter Drucker
9. “Don’t find customers for your products, find products for your customers.”  ~ Seth Godin
10. “Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
11. “Marketing is too important to be left to the marketing department.” ~ David Packard
12. “Content is King!” ~ Bill Gates
13. “If you have more money than brains you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing.” ~Guy Kawasaki
14. “Marketing wants ‘Mr. Right’ but Sales but wants ‘Mr. Right Now’” ~ Unknown
15. “Markets are conversations.” ~ Levine, Locke, Searls and Weinberger in The Cluetrain Manifesto
16. “What helps people, helps business.” ~ Leo Burnett
17. “The aim of marketing is to get customers to know, like and trust you.” ~ Unknown
18. “Marketing takes a day to learn.  Unfortunately it takes a lifetime to master.” ~ Phil Kolter
19. “Advertising in the final analysis should be news. If it is not news it is worthless.” ~ Adolph Ochs
20. “We need to stop interrupting what people are interested in & be what people are interested in.” ~ Craig Davis, Founder of Brandkarma and former Chief Creative Officer of J. Walter Thompson
21. “The purest treasure mortal times can afford is a spotless reputation.” ~ William Shakespeare
22. “Man’s mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions” ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

Najlepszy Kebab w Pyrstadt na Wildzie

Nie  ma potrzeby jeździć do Berlina do Turka Berlinczycy  dziennie konsumują 48 ton mięsa  kebabowego) .Rewelacja w chlebie pita- papryka jalopeno,sałata lodowa żadnych surówek,wspaniały sos czosnkowy,czerwona cebula i pomidory,sos sambal jest nieciekawy ale wkrótce będzie sos chipotle z ędzonej papryczki jalopeno.duży 12,a mały 10 zł.Sympatyczna obsługa

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Który Ketczup jest najlepszy

NAJLEPSZY KETCHUP to własnej roboty,na różne sposoby przygotowywany,porządny sos pomidorowy,nie rzadko z dużą ilością papryki zwanej CHILLI

JEŻELI KETCHUP NIE MA CO NAMNIEJ 70% KONCENTRATU, TO NIE JEST KETCHUP.

Z gotowców   ja proponuję ketchup McDonalda, robiony przez Develey sam się zdziwiłem jak przeczytałem jego skład i spróbowałem. , dobry jest tez Madero z Biedronki  również robiony przez Develey ,BEZ SKROBI MODYFIKOWANEJ, KWASU CYTRYNOWEGO i konserwantów. 73% TO CZYSTY KONCENTRAT POMIDOROWY. Sam nie jest tak dobry, ale ostatnio dodałem do niego sosu TABASCO  , to co wyszło jest FENOMENALNE! Polecam każdemu.

Potem w tej kolejności  Heinz, Helmans Pudliszki 

Dlaczego Pan Wojciech Fibak lubi się bawić w Świętego Mikołaja?

Bo zna adresy i numery telefonów wszystkich niegrzecznych dziewczynek...

Jako wielki fan tenisowy nie mogę przejść obojętnie obok dzisiejszego obyczajowego news'a dotyczacego największego PRL-owskiego tenisisty Pana Wojciecha Fibaka vel Burdel Papa

Dziennikarce tygodnika "Wprost" Malinie Błańskiej udało się "zdobyć numer komórki byłej tenisowej gwiazdy, na który wysłała SMS-a o następującej treści:

"Panie Wojtku, czy może pomaga pan miłym dziewczynom poznać i zarobić przy poznaniu miłych panów? Miła dziewczyna". Następnego dnia dostała odpowiedź. Z Fibakiem spotkała się w galerii na Krakowskim Przedmieściu. Po kilku minutach zaproponował, że ma "fajnego przyjaciela, który mieszka w Nowym Jorku i czasem przyjeżdża do Europy".

Na jedno z kolejnych spotkań Błańska zabrała koleżankę. Chciała, żeby Fibak rzucił na nią okiem.

- Oglądał mnie. Sprawdzał, czy jestem atrakcyjna, jaką mam figurę. Kazał mi podnieść ręce. Po chwili próbował mnie pocałować, ale wykręciłam się, mówiąc, że palę papierosy. Złapał mnie dwiema rękami za twarz - opisuje Jola, koleżanka Maliny Błańskiej...(...)"

Cały tekst: http://wyborcza.pl/1,75248,14025323,Druga_twarz_legendy_tenisa___Mowil__ze_jestesmy_mile.html#ixzz2V8W2xjEC


Szanowny Panie Fibak,
Jestem bardzo dobrze materialnie i... finansowo usytuowanym biznesmenem ze Stanów Zjednoczonych... mniej więcej w pańskim wieku.
Interesuje mnie kontakt towarzyski z pańską córką.
Czy można prosić o jej aktualną tzw.“full body head to toe” fotografię i numer telefonu?
Warunki transakcji do uzgodnienia.
Dyskrecja zapewniona.
Pozdrawiam

Witold T. Zalewski

NINETEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 50 YEARS TO LEARN

–     1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

–     2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

–     3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

–     4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

–     5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

–     6. You should not confuse your career with your life.

–     7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

–     8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

–     9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

–     10. Never lick a steak knife.

–     11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

–     12. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

–     13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

–     14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

–     15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

–     16. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

–     17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

–     18. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

–     19. Your friends love you anyway.

Steve Jobs quote

Human scent sensations

The incredible number of 30,000,000 olfactory cells which humans possess, enable them to differentiate approximately 10,000 different smells. Which means that our sense of smell is the most complex sense we have. Smells can instantly trigger emotions or memories in us because they are processed in the limbic system - an area of the brain responsible for our emotions.