Speak pipe

30.7.10

Kawaly o jedzeniu

Gastronomiczny kawał o Wałęsie
Umarl Walesa trafil do nieba a tam codzien do jedzenia zupki w proszki i konserwy ..... zaglada do piekla a tam jedzonko ekstra obiadki z 3 dan, pyta boga jak to jest my tu tak kiepsko jemy a w piekle taka wyzerka, bog na to .... wiesz lechu dla nas 2 nie placi sie trzymac kucharza.

Gość zamawia żurek, bigos i dwie bułki
Panie starszy - krzyczy do kelnera - przecież te bułki są mokre!Co ja na to poradzę. Gdy człowiek niesie w jednej ręce talerz z zupą, w drugiej ręce talerz z bigosem, a bułki pod pachami to ma prawo się pocić!

Rzym upadł kiedy zaczęto stawiać posągi kucharzy
W Azji mówi się: poznaj kuchnię, a zrozumiesz ludzi, ich kraj i kulturę
Gastronomia to wyzwolenie od kuchni domowej
Podczas swojego zycia zjesz 27,216 kg żywności to równa się wadze 6 słoni
Smakosz który myśli o kaloriach podczas jedzenia,jest jak prostytutka która ciągle zerka na zegarek
Smaczne jedzenie jest jak wspaniały seks.czym więcej jego masz ,tym więcej go chcesz

Spaghetti Three with meatballs two without Send extra sauce
For 2 years a married man was having an affair with an Italian woman.One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He told her that he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.'Honey!' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.''Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife
obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted...
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti
Three with meatballs; two without!
Send extra sauce

28.7.10

Dubai Food May 2010



                                       Ken Samy and I having fish and Kabsa

                                         lebanese dinner at Amr house
                                                       hummus
                                             lebanese beef stew
                                           lebanese dinner at Amr house

                                        Persian grill served at table side

                         Pasta bar Juremiah Hilton,notice the induction top for cooking



                                  worlds biggest frozen yogurt ice cream


                                           Hummus how it should look

                           Entrance to the courtyard restaurants in Dubai Hilton
                                                    Carrefour Deli
                                                   Carrefour Deli





tak zachęcają poznańskie lokale w upale 34 C

                          Kaczka i żurek na upały !
                                    Coraz lepiej
a tu najlepiej widać że  włoski kucharz na Św Marcinie ma dobre pomysly
oraz zawsze można dostać sezonowe dania w Sfinksie