Speak pipe

30.7.10

Kawaly o jedzeniu

Gastronomiczny kawał o Wałęsie
Umarl Walesa trafil do nieba a tam codzien do jedzenia zupki w proszki i konserwy ..... zaglada do piekla a tam jedzonko ekstra obiadki z 3 dan, pyta boga jak to jest my tu tak kiepsko jemy a w piekle taka wyzerka, bog na to .... wiesz lechu dla nas 2 nie placi sie trzymac kucharza.

Gość zamawia żurek, bigos i dwie bułki
Panie starszy - krzyczy do kelnera - przecież te bułki są mokre!Co ja na to poradzę. Gdy człowiek niesie w jednej ręce talerz z zupą, w drugiej ręce talerz z bigosem, a bułki pod pachami to ma prawo się pocić!

Rzym upadł kiedy zaczęto stawiać posągi kucharzy
W Azji mówi się: poznaj kuchnię, a zrozumiesz ludzi, ich kraj i kulturę
Gastronomia to wyzwolenie od kuchni domowej
Podczas swojego zycia zjesz 27,216 kg żywności to równa się wadze 6 słoni
Smakosz który myśli o kaloriach podczas jedzenia,jest jak prostytutka która ciągle zerka na zegarek
Smaczne jedzenie jest jak wspaniały seks.czym więcej jego masz ,tym więcej go chcesz

Spaghetti Three with meatballs two without Send extra sauce
For 2 years a married man was having an affair with an Italian woman.One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He told her that he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.'Honey!' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.''Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife
obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted...
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti
Three with meatballs; two without!
Send extra sauce

28.7.10

Dubai Food May 2010



                                       Ken Samy and I having fish and Kabsa

                                         lebanese dinner at Amr house
                                                       hummus
                                             lebanese beef stew
                                           lebanese dinner at Amr house

                                        Persian grill served at table side

                         Pasta bar Juremiah Hilton,notice the induction top for cooking



                                  worlds biggest frozen yogurt ice cream


                                           Hummus how it should look

                           Entrance to the courtyard restaurants in Dubai Hilton
                                                    Carrefour Deli
                                                   Carrefour Deli





tak zachęcają poznańskie lokale w upale 34 C

                          Kaczka i żurek na upały !
                                    Coraz lepiej
a tu najlepiej widać że  włoski kucharz na Św Marcinie ma dobre pomysly
oraz zawsze można dostać sezonowe dania w Sfinksie

22.7.10

Restauracja "Atak serca" zaprasza na niezdrowe dania

Poczwórny hamburger z poczwórnym serem i 8 tysiącami kalorii, papierosy bez filtra i normalna coca-cola - takie specjały serwuje restauracja "Atak serca" z USA. Każdy klient, który waży powyżej 160 kilogramów może dożywotnio tam jeść za darmo
Restauracja "Atak serca" w Arizonie wygląda jak sala operacyjna,właściciel restauracji wygląda jak lekarz a potrawy serwują zgrabne kelnerki przebrane ze pielęgniarki. Klienci do jedzenia zakładają szpitalne fartuszki.
Jedzenie serwowane w lokalu może doprowadzić do śmierci - albo przynajmniej pod skalpel kardiochirurga. Właściciele "Ataku serca" zachęcają do tycia - każdy, kto nabierze masy w lokalu i będzie ważył 160 kg lub więcej, może jeść za darmo każdego dnia.

Specjalnością restauracji jest poczwórny hamburger z poczwórnym serem i 8 tysiącami kalorii, papierosy bez filtra i coca-cola.

21.7.10

Zupy

Rosół wołowo drobiowy-zacznij gotować w zimnej wodzie,bez soli,włóż obrumienione mięso skrzydełek ½ skrzydełek ½ pokrojonych ogonów wołowych 1kg mięsa na 4 l wody.Kiedy zagotuje się zmniejsz ogień na miganie i zbierz szumowiny.1 godz przed podaniem wrzuć umyte warzywa pokrojone w duże kawałki-w ten sposób będziesz miał warzywa na sałatkę lub warzywa al dente na zupę.

Gdy ugotowany z buraków barszcz stracił kolor i wygląda mało apetycznie, zagotowujemy go, zestawiamy z ognia i wrzucamy surowy, obrany i ponacinany głęboko w cienkie płatki surowy burak. Po 2-3 godzinach barszcz odzyska kolor. Przed podaniem silnie go podgrzewamy, ale nie gotujemy.

Krupnik najlepiej posolić po ugotowaniu, wtedy nie ściemnieje.

Rosół jest najsmaczniejszy wtedy, gdy gotujemy go z trzech rodzajów mięs. Może to być np. kawałek kury, gicz cielęca, szponder.

Zbyt wodnistą zupę możemy zagęścić, dodając do niej trochę puree ziemniaczanego z torebki lub surowy starty ziemniak. Smak zupy nie zmieni się.

Zupa jarzynowa będzie bardziej zawiesista, jeśli zagęścimy ją zmiksowanymi gotowanymi jarzynami.

Zupę solimy pod sam koniec gotowania, kiedy wszystkie składniki są już miękkie. Jeżeli zrobimy to za wcześnie, możemy zupę przesolić; sól pozostanie bowiem w wywarze, a warzywa, zbyt twarde, nie wchłoną soli i pozostaną bez smaku.

Zupy i rosoły gotowane na mięsie możemy odtłuścić wrzucając do gorącej zupy 3-4 kostki lodu. Gdy tłuszcz osadzi się wokół lodu, kostki wyjmujemy łyżką cedzakową.

Zupy oraz dania jednogarnkowe zyskują na smaku, jeśli gotować je będziemy z dodatkiem żółtego sera (powinien to być mały, mocno obeschnięty kawałek. Przed podaniem potrawy wyjąć ser z zupy.

Łowicz wprowadza afrykańskie sosy

Czy morele rosną w afryce,jakie pojęcie mają oni o afrykańskich sosach ?Same opakowanie nie czyni potrawy afrykanską
Agros Nova Sp. z o.o. wprowadza do sprzedaży nowe sosy afrykańskie marki Łowicz. To limitowana linia sosów, która tylko czasowo wzbogaci ofertę popularnej marki.
Oferta obejmuje dwa produkty inspirowane kuchnią afrykańską: sos afrykański z pomarańczą, morelą i cynamonem (żółty) oraz sos afrykański z orzeszkami, sezamem i kolendrą (czerwony). Sosy afrykańskie przygotowane są z naturalnych składników. Nie zawierają sztucznych barwników i konserwantów - zapewniają przedstawiciele marki.

Obok egzotycznej nuty smakowej wzrok klientów ma przyciągać opakowanie (słoik szklany o poj. 520 g), szczególnie etykieta z afrykańskimi elementami graficznymi oraz korespondujące z nią wieczko. Opakowanie zostało zaprojektowane przez Studio DN.

Produkt będzie dystrybuowany w obydwu kanałach sprzedaży. Sugerowana cena na sklepowej półce to 4,7 zł.

14.5.10

cancer cure ? Asparagus


This is from a friend


My Mom has been taking the full-stalk canned asparagus that she pureed and she took 4 tablespoons in the morning and 4 tablespoons later in the day. She did this for over a month. She is on chemo pills for Stage 3 lung cancer in the pleural area and her cancer cell count went from 386 down to 125 as of this past week. Her oncologist said she does not need to see him for 3 months.

THE ARTICLE:
Several years ago, I had a man seeking asparagus for a friend who had cancer. He gave me a photocopied copy of an article, entitled, Asparagus for cancer 'printed in Cancer News Journal, December 1979. I will share it here, just as it was shared with me: I am a biochemist, and have specialized in the relation of diet to health or over 50 years. Several years ago, I learned of the discovery of Richard R. Vensal, D.D.S. that asparagus might cure cancer. Since then, I have worked with him on his project We have accumulated a number of favorable case histories. Here are a few examples:

Case No. 1, A man with an almost hopeless case of Hodgkin's disease (cancer of the lymph glands) who was completely incapacitated. Within 1 year of starting the asparagus therapy, his doctors were unable to detect any signs of cancer, and he was back on a schedule of strenuous exercise.

Case No. 2 , a successful businessman 68 years old who suffered from cancer of the bladder for 16 years. After years of medical treatments, including radiation without improvement, he went on asparagus. Within 3 months, examinations revealed that his bladder tumor had disappeared and that his kidneys were normal.

Case No. 3, a man who had lung cancer. On March 5th 1971, he was put on the operating table where they found lung cancer so widely spread that it was inoperable. The surgeon sewed him up and declared his case hopeless. On April 5th he heard about the Asparagus therapy and immediately started taking it. By August, x-ray pictures revealed that all signs of the cancer had disappeared.. He is back at his regular business routine.

Case No. 4, a woman who was troubled for a number of years with skin cancer. She finally developed different skin cancers which were diagnosed by the acting specialist as advanced. Within 3 months after starting on asparagus, her skin specialist said that her skin looked fine and no more skin lesions. This woman reported that the asparagus therapy also cured her
kidney disease, which started in 1949. She had over 10 operations for kidney stones, and was receiving government disability payments for an inoperable, terminal, kidney condition. She attributes the cure of this kidney trouble entirely to the asparagus.

I was not surprised at this result, as `The elements of materia medica', edited in1854 by a Professor at the University of Pennsylvania , stated that asparagus was used as a popular remedy for kidney stones. He even referred to experiments, in 1739, on the power of asparagus in dissolving stones. Note the dates! We would have other case histories but the medical
establishment has interfered with our obtaining some of the records. I am therefore appealing to readers to spread this good news and help us to gather a large number of case histories that will overwhelm the medical skeptics about this unbelievably simple and natural remedy.

For the treatment , asparagus should be cooked before using, and therefore canned asparagus is just as good as fresh. I have corresponded with the two leading canners of asparagus, Giant and Stokely, and I am satisfied that these brands contain no pesticides or
preservatives. Place the cooked asparagus in a blender and liquefy to make a puree, and store in the refrigerator. Give the patient 4 full tablespoons twice daily, morning and evening. Patients usually show some improvement in 2-4 weeks. It can be diluted with water and used as a
cold or hot drink. This suggested dosage is based on present experience, but certainly larger amounts can do no harm and may be needed in some cases. As a biochemist I am convinced of the old saying that `what cures can prevent.' Based on this theory, my wife and I have been using asparagus puree as a beverage with our meals. We take 2 tablespoons diluted in water to suit our taste with breakfast and with dinner. I take mine hot and my wife prefers hers cold. For years we have made it a practice to have blood surveys taken as part of our regular checkups. The last blood survey, taken by a medical doctor who specializes in the nutritional approach to health, showed substantial improvements in all categories over the last one, and we can attribute these improvements to nothing but the asparagus drink.
As a biochemist, I have made an extensive study of all aspects of cancer, and all of the proposed cures. As a result, I am convinced that asparagus fits in better with the latest theories about cancer.

Asparagus contains a good supply of protein called histones , which are believed to be active in controlling cell growth.. For that reason, I believe asparagus can be said to contain a substance that I call cell growth normalizer . That accounts for its action on cancer and
in acting as a general body tonic. In any event, regardless of theory, asparagus used as we suggest, is a harmless substance. The FDA cannot prevent you from using it and it may do you much good. It has been reported by the US National Cancer Institute, that asparagus is the highest tested food containing glutathione , which is considered one of the body's most potent anticarcinogens and antioxidants.